So, You Want to Hire a Second Life Escort? Read This First
You’re thinking about hiring a Second Life escort. Maybe it’s your first time, or maybe you’ve done it before but need a little refresher. Either way, let’s get one thing straight—this isn’t a dating service, and we’re not here to be your best friend.
We fuck for money. That’s it.
Now, don’t get me wrong, we love what we do. We enjoy the roleplay, the creativity, and the sheer filth of it all. But we do it for a price, and if you don’t get that, you’re already on the wrong foot. So before you open your wallet and unzip your pants, let’s go over the etiquette, expectations, and unspoken rules of hiring a Second Life escort.
1. If You’re Not Paying, You’re Wasting Your Time
This should be obvious, but it never fails—every week, some guy rolls up thinking he can get an escort to fuck him for free. Maybe he thinks he’s charming, maybe he assumes we’re desperate, maybe he just doesn’t understand what the word escort means. Whatever the case, let’s be clear:
- We don’t fuck for free.
- We don’t want your broke-ass negotiations.
- We don’t care about your sob story.
There are thousands of places in Second Life where you can get free sex. Escort services aren’t one of them. If you approach an escort with some “I don’t usually pay” or “Let’s just do this for fun” bullshit, don’t be surprised when you get blocked or publicly humiliated.
And if you actually try to haggle us down? Expect a verbal evisceration that will leave your avatar running with its tail between its legs.
2. We Don’t Care How You Look—But You Should
We’ll still fuck you if you look like garbage. That’s what money is for. But if you think looking like a busted-up newbie with default hair and a system body is going to get us off, think again.
- A hot avatar means a hotter experience. Most of us get off on the fantasy, and fucking an attractive avatar makes that fantasy stronger.
- If you want an escort who is just as into the session as you are, put in some damn effort.
And no, you don’t need to be a fashion god. Just don’t look like a tragic mistake from 2007.
3. We’re Not Your Girlfriend, So Don’t Get Attached
I don’t care how intense the sex is. I don’t care if we had the hottest session of your life. The second that money runs out, we’re done.
- We will sell you a fantasy, but that’s exactly what it is—a product.
- When the session ends, we’re back to being a whore on the street with no interest in you.
- If you start acting clingy, expect to be ignored or laughed at.
And no, you cannot “just chat” with us after. You want time? Pay for it.
4. We Like It Dirty, So Don’t Be Shy
You think you’ve got some filthy, fucked-up fantasy that no escort will entertain? You’d be surprised.
- Back alleys, bathroom stalls, behind dumpsters? Hell yes.
- Brutal, degrading, no-holds-barred sex? Try us.
- Fantasies you’d never dare bring up in real life? That’s what we’re here for.
There’s almost always an escort in Second Life who’s willing to do exactly what you crave. You just have to find the right one and pay up.
5. Time Is Money—Use It or Lose It
You pay for 30 minutes? You have 30 minutes to cum.
If you’re still fumbling around by the time the clock runs out, too bad. We’re not waiting.
- Pay for an extension, or the session is over.
- No, we don’t do refunds.
- Yes, we’ll end the session the second your time is up.
It’s no different than any other service. You don’t get to sit in a restaurant after closing time just because you haven’t finished your meal. You knew what you paid for.
6. This Is a Transaction—Don’t Act Entitled
You’re paying for holes to fuck. That’s what escorting is.
We sell a product, just like any other business. The only difference is the product is us. If you wouldn’t walk into a supermarket and try to take shit off the shelves without paying, don’t think you can walk up to an escort and get anything for free.
We are not here for you.
We are not your property.
We owe you nothing except the service you paid for.
Act like a self-important asshole, and you’ll find yourself blacklisted.
7. Despite Everything, We’re Fun as Fuck
I know this all sounds brutal. But we actually like what we do.
- We love fucking.
- We love roleplay.
- We love pushing the limits of Second Life sex.
We’re not soft, we’re not fake, and we’re definitely not sweet. We’re rough around the edges, nasty as hell, and completely unapologetic.
Of course we are.
We’re street whores.
And we’re worth every fucking penny.
